Send me a ‘▲’ for a “the morning after” note left on your pillow.

Send me a (ㆁᴗㆁ✿) and I’ll rate your blog


url:
don’t get it | not bad | nice | good job | love it omg | who did you kill

theme: not my type | ehh | decent | I like it | pretty amazing | I’m stealing it

icon: don’t get it | not bad | nice | pretty | flawless omg | brb killing myself

posts: not my type | not bad | nice job | love | perfection | give me your password

following: no sorry | just followed | yes | you mean stalk what

(Source: sourpatchwatermelon)

I love the asshole type relationship.

You don’t always have to be sweet and lovey dovey all the time. You can be the assholes to each other and be mean. That’s when you know there is comfortableness. Making fun of each other, calling mean names, abusing each other. Abusing as in joking around. The playful fighting. That’s another way to show love. 

(Source: baybayaye)

The mun is back in the motherland. I repeat, the mun is back in the motherland.

*cue Team Rocket theme song*

✉ Text Messages ✉

grumblygardens:

∞ - For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)
# - For an angry text.
♦ - For a rushed text.
x - For a secret text.
♥ - For a regular text.
* - For an early morning text.
XD - For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

Send me “Stalk” if you are a proud stalker of my blog.

(Source: never-smileatacrocodile)

Interstate 4 Promo Wednesday

interstate4:

This is the second time around.

The rules are simple. 

1. Must be following ME {don’t think I won’t check.}

2. Reblogs only are accepted. Likes are scoffed at. 

This promo runs from Thursday to Tuesday. Promos will be queued and posted on Wednesday. It’s my hiatus kicker.

Postings will go as follows. Five individual promos and then up to five lists of ten. The individuals will be picked at random. 

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Break Muses heart in one ask: Jimmies going to die. It won't be today- or even tomorrow. But at some point you will have to watch Jimmy die. And good boys go to heaven Ruby. The only place you can't help him- or see him- ever again.
fearherself

I…I’m going to…

There has to be something I can do.

text: Yes. Along with providing him and the other animals with fresh water.
firstmurdervictim

*doesn’t reply anymore*

text: He followed me.
firstmurdervictim

[text] Did you feed him? 

text: He said he was a farmer. He had a lot of cannabis growing in a hot house. I saw it while out walking Scooby.
firstmurdervictim

[text] Scooby went with you?

[text] That traitor.

text: I enjoy tending the animals. I'll get them some fresh hay fromt he farmer down the road.
firstmurdervictim

[text] …there’s a farmer down the road?

[text] …thanks.

text: I cleaned. Do you have hay?
firstmurdervictim

[text] uh…no, but there’s sand somewhere in the back garden?

[text] you really did it?

interstate4 replied to your photo: Id appreciate it greatly if you didnt tell…

{outofpabst} lol thats great.

she took the pie

text: I will sleep outside with the animals.
firstmurdervictim

[text] You’ve already slept on my nice clean sheets in the guest room.

[text] might as well stay there.

[text] elephant poop.